I suspect foul play. Could it be that he's been done in by a couple of his fellow Synthzoners who are now hiding out in one's summer home in Italy? Or perhaps they are all attending an accordian clinic......conducted by (who else?) Ian. In any case, given this example, surely 'peace in the Middle East' could be attainable.

Anyone with information as to the whereabouts of the aforementioned should.........keep it to themselves.

Lovingly,

chas