Sheeesh! What are you, some kind of 8 yr. old televangelist? Also, you need to recognize when someone is saying something tongue-in-cheek.
Even if your statement above were reconstructed so that it made some kind of sense, it would still sound like a line from Ozzie and Harriet. If you're going to try to sound like the moral authority around here, then you need to start by 'walking the walk'. JMO, of course.

chas