And you wonder why I poked fun at a stupid question?

Look at the responses...
There's only one fact you can draw from all this data

Nobody thinks the results (I use the term loosely) have any validity. Unless, of course, you shape the question so that the result you WANT is the result you get.
That's not 'taking a poll'. That's 'self-justification'

I still think hat size is a far more relevant question!