Hey, don't make fun of my instrument. After all,
"it meets my needs"
"it's the player, not the instrument"
"it's the singer, stupid"
"I'm getting older now, and need a lighter keyboard to take to the gig"
"except for the yellow, it could pass for a Nord"
"It has the best (easiest) OS"
"it has the best kazoo voice of any keyboard out there"
"I love the built-in speakers"
"I like a keyboard that can match my playing abilities"

and finally..........

"ENJOY WHAT YOU PLAY"

chas