My ex-wife's cooking was so bad, that the flies chipped in to fix the hole in the screen.

I always knew when her mother walked in the house...the furnace would kick in, and the mice would start throwing themselves in the traps.

I sent her mother an Audya brochure...she already has a Roland E-50

She plays that bad that Ikutaro Kakehashi stopped by the house and rubbed the Roland name off the keyboard.

I think she'll have better luck with the Audya, as long as AJ doesn't find out where she lives.

Ian