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Originally posted by ianmcnll:
Rumor has it that thieves broke in the local drug store, and stole a case of Viagra...the police are looking for a bunch of hardened criminals.


A waitress spills coffee onto a Seniors lap, he says "was that regular or decaf?"
the waitress says.."regular sir?"
He says...." Geeze now I'm gonna be UP All Night!!!"