Here goes:

TWITTER No
TEXT A little
IM (ICQ, AIM, MS-MESSENGER, ETC.)? Not much, a little Yahoo Chat
DO CHATROOMS? No
SKYPE (AUDIO & VIDEO)? Yes.
SKYPE (AUDIO ONLY)? A little
FACEBOOK? No
MY SPACE? A little
YOU TUBE (UPLOAD)? No.
BLOG? NO.
EBAY? (BUY OR SELL) Oh YES!
CRAIG'S LIST? (BUY OR SELL) Yes.
TALK TO YOUR SPOUSE? She's the only one that will listen.

WHAT ELSE? I was recently driving down the street, switching between XM Radio, Zoom Recorder and Ipod inputs, while watching the GPS, with Bluetooth earphone in one ear. While eating a hamburger. With Fries. And ketchup. And a drink. This is true. I'm lucky to be alive.
DonM