Maybe if we follow European Union rules we won't have to worry about spellcheckers. To wit:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as Euro-English.

In the first year, s will replace the soft c. Sertainly, this will make the
sivil servants jump with joy. The hard c will be dropped in favour of k..
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome ph will be replaced with f. This will make words like fotograf
20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the
silent e in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing th with z
and w with v.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary o kan be dropd from vords kontaining ou and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze
drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al
be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.