SemiLiveMusicWrote:"Science says you cannot crap, pee, and ejaculate at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times"
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Gold,pure golden! I was trying to laugh quietly inward as to not bother anyone around me,now my ribs hurt and..i think i pee'd a little(i had better NOT cut my lawn this evening,should a sequel..'erupt'..bad choice of word?)