No mention of ME? And I went out of my way to do Rockytop and my best George Jones and Johnnie Cash, just for YOU! OK, dude, that little Kentucky filly is MINE! Those welfare checks will help pay for that bottle of "shine" and the new Gut Bucket I've been a needin'.

Next time you come this way, my "puppy" will
have UD nuggets for breakfast.

SO THERE!

"Redneck (with a fine toothless new welfare momma) Russ

PS. No 2nd Bontempi for you, dude!