Let's see...

Frans's G-70's mother was really a Casio Calculator watch.

Zukis PA-800 is really a Casio WK-3500 in hiding.

Ian's S-900..., is made of cardboard

Squeak_D's synths are really just circuit bent Tommy Two Tones (remember those)
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