Get a basement bar, Russ...

At least getting TO the booze is easier, and afterwards... well, who cares, afterwards?

I'd be as happy as a sand-boy to come blow with you if I'm ever in the area (and vice-versa). In a sea of OMB smug self-satisfaction, you are one of the few who don't let it go to their heads.

I'll carry the G70, out of deference to your age . YOU can carry my trombone (it's got a custom lightweight slide!)..