Oh, and chas... I may have only been over here for 27 years, but I always thought it was 'harbor' over here

I can't tell you how annoying it is for my spell-checker to constantly correct my 'correct' English, and keep telling me I should go to the theater, and not the 'theatre' in the 'centre' of our 'colourful' town, to 'practise' the 'defence' of my 'modelling' career

I know, I could set it to UK English, but then all my American brothers would keep going "Look at the dumb-ass... can't even spell 'ass''

Arses....