Hey, Dave, hurry back to Kentucky! Your prospective Kentucky "filly" still has two teeth left! And she's READY! She just broke up with the UK football team! Plus, if you get here the first week of the month she'll still have some public assistance money and a few food stamps left! GOOD TIMES!

First job on Valentine's Day was at Country Cookin'. They were nervous and asked if you were back in town. Your "all you can eat" attempt last time almost put them in the poor house. And, they ran out of clean plates.

I know you do the Kentucky Rhodes proud!
Say hi to the kids at school for me!

R.