Boo,
You're not old fashion you're CHEAP.

You can't take it with you, you know. And your wife is so beautiful she'll land a rich guy when you're gone so spend it now. Get that Selmer Mark VI tenor you always wanted and that new Korg PA800. Are you going to make the jam in Shreveport? You know there is too much country music there and it needs some balance.
One of these days I'll get you those sax serial numbers we talked about.
Merry Christmas my friend.
Tom