Yea. New sucks. Ever since electricity came along, music has just gone downhill. You wanna pipe-organ sound? Play a fkin pipe-organ! You want some strange flutey sound? Chop down a tree and start whittlin away! That's what I call TRUE analog. THAT'S working for your sound. I bet most synthesists out there didn't even build their own instruments!

How about gluing a fkin alpenhorn to a slide whistle? I got your physical modeling right here, bub! But nooOOOooo, your got your ring modulators and your lfo's and your resonance filters.... Whatever happened to just beatin on a hunk o'metal, and bending it from time to time?

I've seen my grandpa do more with a couple of whisky bottles and some old silverware than any of these newfangled electric "turn a nob, flip a switch" contraptions.

This new shit just isn't music anymore. It either sounds different from the old stuff, or sounds just like it with less effort. Whatever happened to the old days where you went out and killed and animal, pulled its skin over a hollowed out tree and beat on it with its own forelimbs?