My son just moved to Miami Beach, and he hadn't returned any of my "worrying Father" calls till last night ..... this was the message I got at 1AM last night after work:

"Hi Dad.....we're doing some fishing ... in a small boat .... off the coast of the Bahamas.....then maybe some scuba diving ....

AAAGHHHH !!!! Some sense of humor this kid has ! ( Gets it from Papa ! )

He's battoned down and laying low in a concrete condo with extra supplies and a foxy lawyer/girlfriend .... life looks good to him right now, but I'm still worried about that beast of a storm.

Sigh ..... somebody tell me a joke !