Let's see now--We have a room filled with elderly people playing bingo, the floor is filled with tables surrounded by chairs, the lights are turned up as bright as possible so they can see the bingo cards, the caller has his mic turned up so everyone can hear the BINGO numbers he's calling out, and now there's a guy playing a keyboard in a room that has the accustics of a gymnasium--OH YEAH--this will put them on the dance floor. Now lets add one other feature to the fiasco. Is it at all possible that the person who was supposed to be entertaining a group of bingo players was not an entertainer? And, is it at all possible that he had a lousy PA system? NAH! It was the keyboard's fault.

Gary