No funny lines to report here..but I did a cassette project (yeah, no CD here) with a singer before. Paid me ridiculously low since she said it's for her 'ministry' (turned she sold those tapes for 12 bux each for 300 tapes)...anyway,

She sang off key many times, couldn't even start the song without me directing her, etc...and she got defensive when I asked her if she could read any Chords charts.

Her answer "I dont know. I just sing"

Here's the kicker: She got a Bachelor degree in music.

Scary.