Used to drink when I was a fun guy. Now Im just a guy but it beats being neutered or a frontal labotome. That's where I think I was heading if I kept drinking.

I drink: 3 to 8 liters of reverse osmosys deionized ultraviolet ozoneated chelated carbon 0.65 micron filtered water per day.
Yeah, one hell of a process eh?
Just try a little California water out of the tap and it will explain everything. It's got so much clorine in it that you could use it as a cleaner/disinfectant. Sometimes it even comes out of the tap white!
By the way the wife says I'm just as much fun but we all know she's full of it. LOL So have one for me if you run out of reasons.