Don,
I'm gonna wait on the Crawfish eating until about 3:30 or 4:00. When we quit eating, I don't want my pile to be twice as big as everyone else's pile of shells. Penny doesn't want me to embrass her!

Is our friend who was running the Best Western on my last trip going to be there? I can't remember the nice lady's name. Maybe you should call her? She probably would bring a bunch of folks too, if we need to boost the crowd.

I've been practicing. All I'm doing is country. The closest thing to jazz that I'm gonna do is Yakety Sax and Honky Tonk. You ain't gonna show me up this time. I even bought a cowboy hat to gig with, and I'm dying my hair black so as to look like George Strait. Or maybe I'll go for the Garth look. I might even hold a guitar while singing.

Watch out! Here I come! If I can find 4" heel cowboy boots, I'll be 6' tall. If I can find some 9" heel cowboy boots, I'll be as tall as you.
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I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody!! Ha ha! My Sister-In-Law had this tee shirt. She was a riot!!!