Hi Jedi,
maybe it was "Han Solo" after all, huh?
I used to be a guitar player (I still have a Gibson SG custom...in the sense that it's custom made, because I applied a third pick up and painted it black, like the song... ), and the most annoying things were: having to replace the chords very often, otherwise the oxidation process affected badly the sound, and keeping it in tune.
This was a big problem expecially for guitars like the ES 175 because, as you know, the bridge is not fixed and every time I changed the chords it was a real pain to find the right position for a perfect tuning.
By comparison, electronic keyboards are so easy to handle!