The keys will be made from simulated ivory plating over stainless steel to prevent breakage. And, for that realistic effect, leaf springs from Hum-Vee's will be installed beneath each key, thereby requiring sufficient pressure to dent a Model-A Ford fender to depress the key fully. All switches and keypads will be constructed from used NYC manhole covers supported by coil springs from Abrahms Tanks. Obviously, the warrenty period will be extended significantly, and not be limited to any period of more than three days after the player has been deceased.

Oh Yeah!

Gary