*** Stevizard, the voice of reason, rushes to the rescue ***

Arrangereers, we shouldn't argue . . . we're all friends . . . and there are bigger questions to deal with than whether DanO is gay or simply mad. Questions like . . .

1. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

2. If, instead of talking to your plants, you yell at them, would they grow to be troubled and insecure?

3. Is there another word for synonym?

4. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

5. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

6. Why do they report power outages on TV?

7. Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

8. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Yes, these are questions that we've all asked ourselves . . . yet, there is one last even more perplexing issue - If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? A question that has plagued many of us.

Friends, the answers may not be sufficient using today's technology. Perhaps, the truth is out there . . . so, we will seek it in our own way. So, keyboard on, my friends, keyboard on . . .

Regards,
Stevizard

PS. Sorry, its been a long, long day and I think I've lost it big time. Remember, if everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Reminds me of the time my mechanic told me, "I coudn't fix your brakes, so I made the horn louder."



[This message has been edited by Stevizard (edited 03-15-2001).]