Well here is a music related joke !

A guy took a vacation to a tropical island. As the cruise ship approached the island he was impressed by the exotic atmosphere created by the native drumming he could hear in the far off distance.

As the ship pulled into the harbor the drumming was very prominent and he asked one of the ship's crew how long the drumming would continue for. "The drumming must not stop !!!" he said trembling and ran off. Our friend put it out of his mind and collected his luggage and made his way to the hotel where he was staying.

On arriving at the hotel the drumming was quite pronounced and continued throughout the night keeping out friend from getting a single wink of sleep. The next day he wearily asked a hotel bellhop when the drumming was going to stop. "No, no, the drumming must not stop ..." and the bellhop disappeared.

This continued for the next 2 days that he was spending at the resort. Constant drumming and no sleep at all. Finally he was due to leave and was glad after what had turned out to be a disasterous vacation. But on the way back to the harbor he was determined to get an answer to his question. He grabbed a hotel porter and asked when the drumming was going to stop. "No, the drumming mustn't stop !!!!"

This time our friend had a firm hold on the porter to prevent him running away. "Tell me, what will happen if the the drumming stops ?"

The porter looked at him and said ......
"Bass solo !!!!!!"