OK OK.......years ago Sid Ceaser did a skit called the X rated Violinist......

What happenes is a few TUXEDO Clad Strolling Violinists come out on the dance floor while people are having dinner...they start to strolling and playing their Violins to beautifull Volin Music.
The Violin is ATTACHED[stiched] to their shoulder and the left hand/arm [WHICH IS FAKE just stuffed with a white glove] holds the neck, while the right hand holds the bow and plays to the music.....

Now as they stroll the tables after a few minutes little by little each one of them take the other arm which is inside their jackets and stick their FINGER THRU THEIR ZIPPER and WIGGLE IT while they keep playing all with a "straight face"....when the captive audience finaly looks down as they stroll around the place starts laughing uncontrolably..[especially the surprised women} when they realize whats going on this gos on for 5 minutes or more....its a real funny thing to watch ....
Hence... "The X-Rated Violinist!!!"

[This message has been edited by Dnj (edited 10-18-2003).]