Dogs have always held a special place in my heart. When I lived in the country, we had a couple of horses, and a variety of dogs over the years from Grayhounds to German Shepherds.
My all time favorite was a black Lab. In his later years he contracted cancer of the groin and the vet said he would have to put him down...unless....he had a sex change.
I dug deep in my pocket and Alexander became Alexandria, living another happy 4 years. She never did learn to squat to pee. The result was always one wet leg.
Eddie