I don't know.... I think I am being tedious enough already..

But perhaps you can suggest a couple?

"I want my.... I want my.... I want my Left Hand back...."? Too Police?

"If God made arrangers, He'd put a Chord Sequencer in...."? Too sacrilegious..?

"My Left Hand is too lazy to play ALL the time"? Too close to the truth....

Suggestions invited.....