Woman attacking her husband with his guitars....

This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars.
The judge asked "First offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson, second a Fender"

Had an irate ex break a 175 in half on my front steps one time.


Dam, I miss her (the guitar).


Russ

Guys,....dont fret about it

String her up!

Wring her neck!

Quit pickin on her.

Ah, let it slide!

You're right. Don't want to burn any BRIDGES.

Mess with the "capo" and you'll end up with a "plectrum" in your rectum!

actually the guy was quite lucky he didnt play a hammond organ or a grand piano....

It was a SETUP! All he wanted was some ACTION!

She was petite but had a SOLID BODY.

Serves him right. Bet that's the last waitress HE tries to PICKUP.

I heard she worked at the Whammy Bar

A lot of BENDING over going on in that bar.

The boys in the bar used to refer to her as Humbucker.

Actually, she caught him messing around with another girl's "G" string.


R.

Were they NECKing?

Hmmmm! They may even have been plucking.

That's when she got an OVATION.

Yeah, she's nothing but a little STRUM-pet.

Ok, now that we've identified all the SICK minds on SZ...... .

True! But no man could resist her as she knew every POSITION.

Including all kinds of per . . . er, inversions.

You guys are a riot
I am enjoying this threat very much ....
Keep em coming...

Too much VIBRATO would knock her off her FOOTSTOOL, though.

She didn't care for men in the Wammy Bar because most of them acted like f-holes.

She thought the CUTAWAY type was irresistible, though.

Things started to settle down until her Daughter and Sunburst into the bar.

Both had AMPle RACKs.

She was pretty high-STRUNG.

She got in a few guitar licks.

With her knife to his NECK, death was just one CUTAWAY.

Ok, I'll stop.

His last breath was like a PENTATONIC SCALE. Then he was no more.

Her excuse was that he didn't want to pay the TAB.

I wonder if she went strapless?

Gary

For a moment I thought you said STRATless.

The judge sentenced her to CHICKEN PICKING.

Or Hammer-on the chain gang. Take your Pick

She'll pick that ball and chain in a PINCH.

Bah, I heard she was a HagStrum
Bet she really LesPaulverized him!

She was only a guitarist's daughter, but she couldn't keep her pegs together.

Don't play with her knobs or you could end up in deep treble.