60's songs revised for "Boomers..."

Bobby Darin-
Splish Splash, I was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits-
Mrs. Brown, you've got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr-
I get by with a Little Help from Depends.

The Bee Gees-
How can you mend a Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack-
The First time ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnnie Nash-
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul simon-
Fifty Ways to Lose your Liver.

The Commodore's-
Once-twice-three times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gsye-
Heard it Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem-
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer-
You Make me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations
Pappa's got a Kidney Stone.

Abba-
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando-
Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if you Hear me Fall.

Helen Reddy-
I am Woman-hear me Snore.

Leslie Gore-
It's my Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To.

Willie Nelson-
On the Commode Again.


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The NH Greatest Hits Of All Time?

Good one, Russ!

Taike

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Bo pen nyang.

Thats classic Russ.

Can we pitch in and add some of our own?

With the creativity evident around here, this could go on for quite some time...

The Beatles-
Let Me Pee

The Beach Boys-
Good Viagra

The Rolling Stones-
(I can't get no) Regulation

Neil Diamond-
Cacklin' Rosie

The Ventures-
Walk Don't Run (and we mean that)

The Jackson Five-
Rockin'chair Robin

The Temptations-
Papa has a Broken Bone

Crosby, Stills & Nash-
Wooden Hips

Joe Cocker-
The Latter

Simon and Garfunkel-
Really Old Friends

The Supremes-
Where Did Our Breasts Go

Pink Floyd-
Comfortably Numb (remix)

James Brown-
Papa's Got a Brand New Shunt

Eric Burdon & The Animals-
We Gotta Get Out Of These Pants

Cream-
Sunset of Your Love

Herman's Hermits-
Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Goiter

The Monkees-
The Very Last Train to Clarksville

Billy Preston-
Will it Go Down in Circles

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Rolling Stones
This Could be the Last Time

Paul Simon
Slip Sliding Away

The Beatles
We Can Work it Out (after discussions with the proctologist)

Johnny Paycheck
Take This Pessary and Shove It

Willie Nelson
Blue Rinse Fading in the Rain
On The Commode Again

Ricky Nelson
Poor Little Stool

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