OT - How to learn guitar well enough to get laid

Hahaha... did you laugh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5QCs3PnQBc&feature=channel_page

Really funny, with a good bit of truth to the message, thank God!


Russ (former horndog "picker") Lay

Guess I have to start the Bass lessons

...tried it; the wife wasn't impressed.

It only works on college chicks, cassp...

Older women, when you open your wallet to get your pick, they are scoping out your American Express Platinum card, and the wad of cash in there

Next lesson is, how to back up the guitarist well enough on keyboards so HE can get laid (but can't get a gig without you)... Then, later in life, HE'S broke and horny, but YOU have the Platinum Card and the MILF's...

gotta love those college chicks...

I loved the ending about the bass player.