Bowel Movement

A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know."

A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!"

The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative.

Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!"

The doctor, worried, said, "We'd better get some more information about you and try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a musician."

The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!"

Good One Bebop.

I sometimes sit on a stool when I play. One night I mentioned how uncomfortable it was. The bartender brought me a pill and said, "This will help".

I asked him what is was.

He said, "Stool softener".

Eddie

Eddie, that is funny
Bebop

Brilliant, both of them