Campaign humor (sick)

[Yes, the election is over, but this is too good not to pass along. The Americans will enjoy it more than the residents of other nations.]

You may know they have released John Hinckley from the mental facility for unsupervised visits to his parent's home on weekends. As you recall, John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan to impress the actress Jodie Foster.
This is such a nice letter from President Bush:


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THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON D.C.

Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington, DC

Dear John:

Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital
reports that you are doing fine.

I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents.
I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you would let us know.

By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
President

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...shboom

Donny....you are without a doubt a gambler..
keep it up....we should ask Nigel for a seperate section just for humor as I have on my discussion board....I offten use some of the jokes you guys post to bring a smile.... http://www.cozumel-hotels.net/yabbse/index.php?board=20
Tony

"Who stole my body?"

A good story, Tony!!!
And also a good looking forum...

And, Don, you're right! I didn't really understand this joke, I'm afraid. But you've bursted my midriff more than one times...

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

Sheriff, let me explain. John Kerry was the guy running against President Bush. Since John Hinkly had tried to assasinate President Reagen to impress Jody Foster (a movie star on whom he had a fascination), MAYBE Bush wanted to give Hinkly the idea to . . . never mind.
DonM