My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So I'm retired and a musician... I've found I'm perfect for the job!

t.

Glenn...
You're not going to believe this...but at one point in my life I thought about becoming an Optometric Constultant. But, I just couldn't see it.
Eddie

Funny

I had a great job at a candy factory.
I was a quality control inspector for M&M, but I was fired for tossing out too many candies with a "W" printed on them. sigh ....

I thought of working as a waiter once but decided I didn't have the patience.

Haha nice one dave.

Im gunna assume... this stuff didnt actually happen... did it?...

Phil

Nope !

My first job was working for a doctor that circumcised babies. I got 3.50 an hour plus tips.

Tom....OUCH!

Russ