Sorry if I missed the joke angle - and I agree that if you're not in it to please, you're cheating the residents. Too many performers think they need to go in a just do songs from 75 years ago ... NOT SO! I use R&R, Broadway, Current Pop offerings ... I don't do as many as before I started teaching, but I do pop in now and then. The nursing homes can be a very satisfying show for the performer, and dollars vs hours - they can't be beat!