Uncle Dave, you read internet bulletin boards dedicated to electronic music too much. Yes, there's a huge glut of copy and paste Acid kiddies out there, but there's still a shitload of kids playing bassoon and french horn, etc.

I wrote a couple paragraphs refuting your claims, but I don't want to get in trouble for starting a flame war again, so from here on in, I'm just going to post pictures when I feel the need to reply to something.